FROM OZ & WILDE'S BALLOON ROUTINE
Oz: Wilde, tell the audience what the
Great Commission is all about.

Wilde: Okay, the Great Commission is...
well...Great... umm… God is great...God is good...(bows head) Let us thank Him for our show. Amen...And commission is a fee one pays to an agent and since an agent usually wants ten percent and what we are to give
God is 10%... Since God is Great we call what we give Him the “Great Commission.

Oz: Wilde, maybe you should just get your
Bible and read it from there.

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